http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoNqhE8bjQ

A guy once told me that Katie Melua's "if you were a sailboat" was the most intensely romantic and sexy song he'd ever heard. So of course I had to look it up on utube.

The lyrics "if you were a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor" freaked me out a little.. (but have to confess to feeling that kind of intensity long time ago)

But... I loved the lyrics of *Parody* of If you Were a Sail Boat...

eg.... this line.. "if you were a rule book I would flout you"..... so sweetly suggestive...
and lots of silly whimsical lines which come in very handy in everyday flirting.