He will walk my dog and he will walk me

She told a doctor I was treating her unfairly. Even though she hated herself for saying it and the doctor hated her for saying it, she thought the comment was fair and the doctor thought the comment was fair. She disregarded the emotional differences between her and the doctor and regarded the mutual fairness between them as a new found friendship. 

The doctor told her she didn't need anyone that treated her unfairly and she needed the perfect medicine that she could rely upon and he knew where enough of the perfect medicine could be got to last a year. She took the address off him and stood up and walked out. The consultation lasted less than five minutes. She walked out completely recovered. I immediately set off to get her the medicine and I was voted the perfect partner in a newspaper for standing by her.

A year later when the perfection ran out she told me I had started to treat her unfairly.